It's like having non-porous chain-mail . . . for your penis!

Metal band Manowar have their own brand of condoms now. They are referred to as "Warrior's Shield" condoms.

MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

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Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.